Brands Apr 13, 2017

8 Edibles, 8 Personalities: What Your Favorite LeafLink Edible Says About You

It’s Day #3 of LeafLink’s 10-Day Countdown to 4/20, meaning there are officially eight days left until the High Holiday. Since eight rhymes with ate, our punny and practical marketing team knew it would only be appropriate to celebrate the delectable edibles shoppable on LeafLink Colorado, Washington, and Nevada.

As such, our team spent hours in the LeafLink Labs blending real science and cutting-edge psychology to bring you the most accurate personality test in LeafLink history: what your favorite edible says about you. We can promise it’s at least slightly more accurate than your daily horoscope but probably on par with a curbside palm reading. There’s only one way to find out.

1. Gummies

What It Says About You: You love staying on the cutting edge of what’s hip. You’re a regular contributor to Urban Dictionary and BuzzFeed is like, your Bible.

Your Dream Date: A trip to a cool new speakeasy that you hear Beyonce and Jay-Z went to last week (this is going to be perfect material for your Snapchat story). 

If You Were an Animal, You’d Be: A traveling hedgehog with a large Instagram following.

  1. Blueberry Sour Gummies by Wana [CO]
  2. Sweet Peak Fruit Punch Gummies by Igadi [CO]
  3. Sour Apple Cannapuffs by Americanna [CO]
  4. Highly Edible Golden Strawberry Pucks by CannaPunch [CO]
  5. Kiwi Strawberry Gummies by TasteBudz [CO]
Sweet Peak Fruit Punch Gummies by Igadi

Sweet Peak Fruit Punch Gummies by Igadi


2. Chocolate

What It Says About You: You’re a hopeless romantic. You’re that friend that everyone comes to for advice because you are compassionate and a great listener.

Your Dream Date: You go out to an Italian restaurant, share the plate of spaghetti and meatballs, and there just so happens to be that really long strand that leads to… 

If You Were an Animal, You’d Be: A lobster (with melted cannabutter).

  1. Salted Cookies and Cream Bar by Incredibles [CO]
  2. Mesa Skyline Toffee Almond Chocolate by BlueKudu [CO]
  3. High Love by 1906 [CO]
  4. Dirty Chai Chocolate Truffle by 7Sacred [CO]
  5. Seagoat Mint Chocolate Squares by Seagoat Cannabis Company [WA]
  6. 4.20 Minis Dark Chocolate + Hazelnut by The 4.20 Bar [WA]
  7. Buddha Buddies by Tincturebelle [CO]
Seagoat Mint Chocolate Squares by Seagoat Cannabis Company

Seagoat Mint Chocolate Squares by Seagoat Cannabis Company


3. Savories

What It Says About You: You’re a thrill-seeker with a taste for adventure and a lover of the outdoors. 

Your Dream Date: A couple’s ride in a zero gravity plane, so you can finally feel what it’s like to be an astronaut. (We suggest snacking on your cannabis-infused crackers after your stomach-turning somersaults in space simulation, though.)

If You Were an Animal, You’d Be: A flying squirrel.

  1. Hot & Spicy Jerky by Cannabis Queen Jerky [CO]
  2. Seed Mix by Julie’s Natural Edibles [CO]
  3. Tasty Toasted Cheese Nibble by Mountain Medicine [CO]
  4. Firecrackers by Yield Farms [WA]
  5. Almond Butter by Lucky Turtle [CO]
Toasted Cheese Nibbles by Mountain Medicine

Toasted Cheese Nibbles by Mountain Medicine


4. Baked Goods 

What It Says About You: You’re the life of the party. You’re the first on everyone’s invite list because you know how to throw down.

Your Dream Date: Belting duets at karaoke. You were born to be the Cher to someone’s Sonny.

If You Were an Animal, You’d Be: A party animal. (We know, we know. Give that cookie at least 30 minutes to settle in before you attempt chuckling at this pun.)

  1. Lemon Berry Bar by Love’s Oven [CO]
  2. Peanut Butter Jelly Cups by Sweet Grass Kitchen [CO]
  3. Menage a Trois Cookies by Sweet Mary Jane [CO]
  4. Rookie Cookies (Indica & Sativa) by The Growing Kitchen [CO]
  5. Spotted Skunk’s Sweet Strawberry Jam Cookies by Winterlife Cannabis [WA]
  6. ZootBites Kooki Dough by ZOOTS [CO & WA]
Spotted Skunk's Sweet Strawberry Jam Cookies by Winterlife Cannabis

Spotted Skunk’s Sweet Strawberry Jam Cookies by Winterlife Cannabis


5. Honey, Olive Oil, & Sweeteners

What It Says About You: You’re a homebody who loves cuddling up with a novel next to a fireplace with a warm cup of tea.

Your Dream Date: A private cooking class with Michelin star chef… or maybe Martha and Snoop.

If You Were an Animal, You’d Be: Kristen Bell’s birthday sloth.

  1. Crushed Chipotle Olive Oil (Fire) by Binske [CO]
  2. Pineapple Cannavis Syrup by Smokiez [WA]
  3. Buzz Honey 1:1 by Lucky Turtle [CO]
  4. Hybrid Honey by Colorado Cannabis Company [CO]
  5. Organic Cane Sugar by Ruby Sugar [WA]
Cannavis Syrup by Smokiez

Cannavis Syrup by Smokiez


6. Mints

What It Says About You: You are secretive, alluring, and a great secret keeper (and you probably have a date later).

Your Dream Date: An invite-only dinner party with a delicious infused meal prepared by an up-and-coming chef.

If You Were an Animal, You’d Be: A saucy minx.

  1. Peppermint Flavored Mints by Lucky Edibles [CO]
  2. Relaxing Peppermint Mints by Dixie [CO & NV]
Peppermint Flavored Mints by Lucky Edibles

Peppermint Flavored Mints by Lucky Edibles


7. Hard Candies & Suckers

What It Says About You: You’re an artsy bohemian who loves music, museums, and independent book stores and record shops.

Your Dream Date: An indie concert at Red Rocks or WaMu.

If You Were an Animal, You’d Be: A songbird.

  1. Strawberry Lemonade Lick It by Canyon [CO]
  2. Blue Raspberry Ace’s Wild by CWD Edibles [CO]
  3. Cherry Fruit Tarts by Dixie [CO]
  4. Zootberry ZootRocks by ZOOTS [CO  & WA]
  5. THC Mixed Fruit Drops by Gia’s Garden [CO]
Cherry Fruit Tarts by Dixie

Cherry Fruit Tarts by Dixie


8. Caramels & Chews

What It Says About You: You’re an introspective intellectual who loves to get lost in deep thought. You are a lover of podcasts, book signings, and documentaries.

Your Dream Date: Your date surprises you with an amazing library he built just for you inside his castle. Then, you fall in love just before the last petal falls and he turns back into a human. (Editor’s Note: highly recommend Emma Watson’s Beauty and the Beast, by the way.)

If You Were an Animal, You’d Be: A bookworm.

  1. Vanilla Sea Salt Caramels by Rebel Edibles [CO]
  2. Mixed Berry & Citrus Chews by Happy Chews  [CO]
  3. Blue Raspberry Ganjalas by Alpine Infusions  [CO]
Vanilla Bean Caramels by Binske

Vanilla Bean Caramels by Rebel Edibles


Tomorrow, the countdown continues with a flower-focused piece. Stay tuned for a review of the collection of cultivations on LeafLink!

*This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit forming. Marijuana can impair concentration, coordination & judgement. Do not operate a vehicle or machinery while under the influence of this drug. There may be health risks associated with the consumption of this product. For use by adults 21 & over. Keep out of reach of children.